Welcome to the Madness

If you ever thought that we were weird before...

Now we live in the middle of nowhere (Saskatchewan)
We are the only white people for miles (actually, there's two across the street, but that's it!)
We are surrounded by savage reserve dogs (well, sometimes savage...)
We live in the house that drunks built (mostly built, it's not finished and probably won't be)
We have no internet (um, very occasional dialup)
We have no water (well, occasionally we have no water, for real!)
We have no fun (zero fun, sir!)

We do have hundreds of movie titles (and dozens of TV shows on DVD!)
We have a Nintendo GameCube (thanks to Mom and Dad Hill)
We have five computer systems (but we use only three)
We have four dogs (three really, we're just fostering one)
(Really)
(We mean it)
(We're gonna kick her out any day now)
(Even though she's cute)
(Well, not now, more on that later!)

If all these reasons aren't enough to make us crazy, then consider this:
We actually LIKE IT HERE!